![]() I think those other women would have been game if I hadn't had my son with me. So we headed over to give him one more chance. I'd like to close my account, please.ĭad said there was one other woman in town that flirted with him. Your not interested in having sexual relations with me? Look, uh, I'm sorry if I sent the wrong message. Oh you, you, you can go on I'm just watching my dad trying to get laid. Perhaps one that I can use to pay for dinner two at Casa de Mason with somebody that likes blue eyes. ![]() Today I'd like to open a separate account. Well, according to you on numerous occasions this color brings out the BLUE in my eyes! Uh, once again, Dad, I gotta say I'm a little conflicted about this. Woa, ho, ho, there she is! If your mother thinks she's the only one with sexual options she is mistaken. ![]() Darnell! Get me a rag! Somebody kicked me in the face in the baffroom again! ![]() Maybe I had one moment of weakness! But, You! You make cheating a lifestyle! I love my husband! He does the best he can! I'm just saying, we might have gotten along if we'd known we both can't be satisfied by Hickey men. Who's the cheatin-piece-of-trash-stumpet-who-doesn't-deserve-to-have-the-same-last-name-as-you, now! That's right. Well! Well! Well! Fee! Fie! Fum! Fo! I smell the stank of a stank-ass ho. If I tell you, you promise not to say anything? what's the matter, Punkin'? Any words on the menu you're stuck on? I mean, what do I have to do? Draw him a map of my vagina? Hey, I know what might make us feel better. Yeah that guy sure is bad at touchin' moms. He's got two moves: Squeeze-the-Charmin and Poke-Around-Down-There like he's trying to pop a balloon. And when he was well, let's just say your father does not know his way around a woman's body. But it's not like he didn't push me there. My eyeballs are big? Yeah well, all the better to see your fat ass waddle away with! And by the way, your eyeballs are too big for your head. I've heard enough! This was a hell of an apology. Do these look saggy to you? I could float half your village across the mighty river with these puppies! Then I'm sure your gatito is as saggy as your breasts! That is NOT a C-Section scar! That's from when my prom date stabbed me! I had both my babies naturally! Really? 'Cause the line on my stomach is from my muscles and not a C-Section scar. I'm jealous? Sweetheart, I'm about ten times hotter than you. But not the prison of your fat body, for that you have a life sentence. Admit it, and I'll consider using my incredible body to free you from prison. Well you both speak friendly, so let's just go with that. Which is understandable, I mean because you're Mexican. The first time you saw me you called me a whore. Now Earl tells me that for some crazy reason, you think we're not friends! Grandad Jake Cullen (Bill Kerr) lives on a remote outback homestead with babe in arms Scotty, when a gigantic razorback pig tears through the homestead and races off with the babe into the night, leaving the home in flames and Jake slumping to the ground in despair, crying to the high heavens … (Note: this listing and synopsis contains spoilers).Ain't you sweet. Later in the town of Gamulla, 600 miles west of Sydney, Jake is in the lock up as a hearing is in progress to hear whether he's to be sent to trial for the disappearance and presumed murder of the bub. #Wakey wakey hands off snakey movie trial Jake's defence isn't that a dingo took his baby, it was a razorback … and he couldn't stop it, despite being a professional 'roo shooter armed with a high powered rifle (maybe it's because the bolt action didn't chamber a round). The court rules there's insufficient evidence, and Jake is discharged, but now he's living in a humpty out in the desert, thirsting for revenge on the beast that stole his grandson. Investigative animal-friendly World Animal League TV reporter Beth Winter (Judy Morris) is living with kitchen-friendly hubbie Carl Winters (Gregory Harrison).Īfter she watches her report on cowboys being cruel to beef, Beth tells Carl that the agency has greenlit a special on Australia on the slaughter of kangaroos. Being loyal, Carl is supportive and offers his congratulations, but Beth is worried about him. #Wakey wakey hands off snakey movie trialĬarl reckons he'll be miserable but he can probably take care of himself …then promptly burns himself in the kitchen, before offering Beth a handsome diamond ring.Īs they pash, we're back in the outback, at the Silverton nee Gamulla church, with cawing crow in foreground, and Beth is reporting to Danny's (John Howard) camera on the Gamulla kangaroo and wallaby killing fields, and the pet food factory PETPAK.Īfter a brief interview with Jake - where he talks about the joy of killing razorbacks, and an altercation with dart-playing brothers Dicko Baker (David Argue) and Benny (Chris Haywood) - Beth decides to leave Danny behind and go researching her story… alone.
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